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Ratty Catty Simulator -

A human voice, off-screen: “Honey, why is the cat sleeping next to the rat hole?”

“Why would I help you? You’re a pest.” Squeaks: “Why would I help you ? You’re a monster with fur.” Whiskers: “Fluffy monster.” Squeaks: “...Fine. Truce until the fridge stops blinking.” ratty catty simulator

A synthesized voice announces: “Welcome to the Ratty Catty Simulator. You are trapped. You will not exit until you retrieve the Golden Fishbone from the Doom Roomba in the Living Room Sector. Cooperation is mandatory. Death is… inconvenient.” A human voice, off-screen: “Honey, why is the

The final chamber: the Fishbone hangs from a mobile above the Doom Roomba, which now has spinning blades. A human voice

They stare at each other.